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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.