Grouch Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar