They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
Ones green and the other is black
A tutor.
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
Zika blyat
Zikachu.
Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
Because he didn't get it.
The ones that are hot don't last as long
Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.
