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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker?

A caver rescues a spelunker.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes
Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

One Jokes More One Jokes

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar