Grouch Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

One Jokes More One Jokes

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.