They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
Ones green and the other is black
They do Yoda.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
He didn't have the guts to fart
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Brexit has actually affected society.
2-3 weeks tops.
To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.
When he takes out the trash
Zikachu.
Zika blyat