Rio De Janeiro Jokes

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

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Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call Russian trees?

Dimitrees

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Ste Jokes More Ste Jokes

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch its prey?

Talontless.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch