Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio de Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

Grouch Jokes More Grouch Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

What noise does a Russian Sheep make?

It Blyats.