Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

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Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

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Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

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Who's there! Abbey! Abbey who?

Abbey stung me on the nose!

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"