Rio De Janeiro Jokes

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

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Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!

How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

Grouch Jokes More Grouch Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

How do you catch a red elephant?

With a red elephant trap.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow