Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio de Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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Na 'ma ste

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

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How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.

How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

What do you call a Russian barber?

A Brussian.