What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio de Janeiro?

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Sting operation, of course!

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.