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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.

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Their GPA drops

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.