What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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A Moscow-ito!

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To get to the other side.

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Shhhhhh.....it!!

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Skin-diving!

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They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

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He stung her into action.

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This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.