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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

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What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio de Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.