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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why is sperm white?

Because it can swim

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S