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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.