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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.