When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

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Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.