When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash