When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash