When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash