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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss