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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Leo Jokes More Leo Jokes

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss