What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

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Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch, gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.