What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Neck Romancer Jokes More Neck Romancer Jokes

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a fork lift truck!

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents