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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

Neckromancer Jokes More Neckromancer Jokes

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers