What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer