What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

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Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.