What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!