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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers