Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

Previous Random Joke Next

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best part of a woman?

Between 18 and 24 yrs

What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)