Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

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What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough