Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.