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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.