Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!