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How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people