How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.