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How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How do construction workers party?

They raise the roof.

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.