How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down

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Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".