How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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What do you call the definitive book on Chinese culture?

The Hanbook

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...