How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

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Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.