Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down

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What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.