Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down

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Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.