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How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

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Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we