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How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

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Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.