How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we