How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.