How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

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Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

What do you call a dream about soda?

A fanta sea