How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

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Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!