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How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

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Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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What do you call a dream about soda?

A fanta sea

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we