How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.