Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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Why do politicians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

Steve Jokes More Steve Jokes

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.