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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog