Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!