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Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What's a crossfit bro's favorite Italian dish?

Testosteroni.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A really big moth!