What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

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What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!