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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!