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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What is the biggest plot twist in Spanish soap operas?

When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!