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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!