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What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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What's a dogs favourite day?

Chewsday

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.