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What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.