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What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.