What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.