What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.