What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.