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What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.