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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

How does an optometrist make love?

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Pine Jokes More Pine Jokes

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.