What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

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What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

Pine Jokes More Pine Jokes

What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest?

Oh, how I pine for you!

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.