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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest?

Oh, how I pine for you!

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.