What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

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How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.