Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!!

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry