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Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

Lol

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

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How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb