Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

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What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe