Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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What is an emo nerd's favourite brand?

Razor

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.