Because he always uses a razor.
What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
Shear madness.
A bearded collie!
He fell on his ash.
Shiver me timbers!
Because it's bangs were getting long!
Barber: It's on the same old head.
Razor
