Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

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What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

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When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.