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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Wooden Leg Jokes More Wooden Leg Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave