Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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He committed barbercide.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave