Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What is an emo nerd's favourite brand?

Razor