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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V?

Because they are always V-triggered

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.