Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

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Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

How did the feminist die?

Alone

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.