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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!