How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.