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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What are feminists best at in mathematics?

TRIGGER-nometry

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave