What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

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Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.