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What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

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Who loses?

America.

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.