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What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

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Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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When did this happen?

When did what happen

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?

Chronic delays.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.