What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

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Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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Who's there! Alison! Alison who?

Alison to my radio in the mornings!

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.