What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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What happened to the tasty noun?

Verbatim.

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Why did the ska kid not get the job?

They were worried about his checkered past

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Who's there! Alison! Alison who?

Alison to my radio in the mornings!

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip