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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

What happens when Kim Jong-Un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

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What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?

A witch in a high speed train.

Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

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What is the job of a gentleman pimp?

To Tally-hos!

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.