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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.