How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

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Eclipse it.

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.