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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Scare Spray Jokes More Scare Spray Jokes

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.