How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!