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How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!