How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....