How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.