How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.