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How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.