How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.