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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

Collard Green Jokes More Collard Green Jokes

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What do you call black vegetables?

Collard greens

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.