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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip