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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

Collard Green Jokes More Collard Green Jokes

What do you call black vegetables?

Collard greens

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

Favorite Song Jokes More Favorite Song Jokes

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.