What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas