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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

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Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

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Talibanter

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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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They Turnip

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What do you call black vegetables?

Collard greens

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.