What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip