Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

How do you blend in at a bald convention?

Chemo-flage