Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

End Jokes More End Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is green, red and goes 90 miles per hour?

A frog in a blender.

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.