Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

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How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How many Back to the Future jokes do you make?

88 jokes per hour.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.