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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Why me?

For the full hour.

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

How do you blend in at a bald convention?

Chemo-flage

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?