When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
I don't know, I've never tri
Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"
Jose can you see.....
Start dating them
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
Don't worry, they'll tell you
If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
Because the Earth is not a sandwich!
Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".
Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*