April Sale - 20% Off

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

Previous Random Joke Next

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Wuv Jokes More Wuv Jokes

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.