What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up!

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!