What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!