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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!