What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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What did one lightbulb to say to the other?

Watts up

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!