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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Wuv Jokes More Wuv Jokes

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.