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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers...

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up!

What did one lightbulb to say to the other?

Watts up

Wuv Jokes More Wuv Jokes

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!