What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

What did one lightbulb to say to the other?

Watts up

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What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.