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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.