How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.