How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

5,6,7,8.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.