How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

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How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light