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How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

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How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?