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What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

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Because they can get 4g

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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Why can't you trust girls?

Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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Arabs

Kitkat Jokes More Kitkat Jokes

What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.