What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

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What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

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What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.