Half of London
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Arabs
The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
Click Whittington
Because it is the capital of England.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
An English sleep dog.
To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
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They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)
XS (excess).
The letter A because it makes men mean.
Because he was Aminor
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Dad jokes
Hugh Mungus
Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
A dog.
One Space.
One is a cunning bunch of runts...
We came we saw we conjured!
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
