Click Whittington
Because it is the capital of England.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
An English sleep dog.
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
They both crustaceans
King's Crustacean.
Juan
Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.
Yo You peel me
They're so damned hard to peel.
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
Arizona room for one of us in this town!
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
