Half of London
Arabs
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
Click Whittington
Because it is the capital of England.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
An English sleep dog.
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
Because Happy Hour ended.
It was happy hour.
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Nothing
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
An egg can stay in the cup longer
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)
Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
A blind man...
No idear.
By folding it in half.
Half to none of the time.
Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."
He force quit.
