Half of London
Arabs
The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
Click Whittington
Because it is the capital of England.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
An English sleep dog.
To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
No eye-deer.
No-eye deer.
For me, a year's supply.
Mt. Rushmore
XS (excess).
Because it is in the middle of TNT.
I think I'm coming down with something.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
With a crowbar.
Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.
A crustacean
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Terrible at CC
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.