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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Whats an owl say?

Quien?

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

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What do you call a half-length lightsabre?

A slightsabre

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....