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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off