Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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Whos there" Allah Allah who?

Allahwho akbar

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.