Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

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Whats a Himalayan's favourite body part?

A Nepal.....

Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

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What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week