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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

Faint Jokes More Faint Jokes

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.