What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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How do you know you have a high sperm count?

She has to chew.

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint