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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.