Minute Ago Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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Faint Jokes More Faint Jokes

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.