Minute Ago Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again...

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Beautiful Girl Jokes More Beautiful Girl Jokes

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Faint Jokes More Faint Jokes

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

5 Minute Ago Jokes More 5 Minute Ago Jokes

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.