Minute Ago Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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Beautiful Girl Jokes More Beautiful Girl Jokes

What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver