Minute Ago Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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Beautiful Girl Jokes More Beautiful Girl Jokes

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

Sting Jokes More Sting Jokes

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is Tylenol white?

Because it works

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

Ctrl+v.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping?

Meringue-harangue

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.