Minute Ago Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

5 Minute Ago Jokes More 5 Minute Ago Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

Beautiful Girl Jokes More Beautiful Girl Jokes

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"