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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.