What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.