What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

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How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.