What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

Buoy Jokes More Buoy Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!