What was the blond doing in the middle ...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Buoy Jokes More Buoy Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!