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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Buoy Jokes More Buoy Jokes

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)