How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Who's there! Crewcut! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left!

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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What does it mean....?

He said, nag,nag,nag,nag!

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.