Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
He didn't want to get down on it.
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Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe
Because its in the middle of water!!!
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Because 7,10,11!
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
3
He was a rough rider!
I keep asking people, but they don't know either.
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.
Apparently 10 aren't enough:
