Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
He was Edward Snowed-In.
It was happy hour.
A landmine.
Bob
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Because you have to change them.
Because 7 was mean. Get it?
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
The Ns justify the means.
They're hiring.
Facul-tea
Mister bus
Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!
Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
By folding it in half.
