Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Two test tickles
She became salty.
That one in the middle thinks he's hard.
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.
I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.
Prison food
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
1 figure, literally and figuratively.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!
It wasn't her job to educate people.
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Pupil. doughnut.
A baby.
Half-a-dog!
