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What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

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How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

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What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.