What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

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What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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How much horsepower does a mustang have?

1

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.