You're turning me on!
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...
1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
