What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan