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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.