What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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How do you say dinner in Spanish?

JOHN CENA

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.