What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

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Teddy Bear Jokes More Teddy Bear Jokes

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

How does Alfred call Batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!