How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.