How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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What happened?

Me: I turned 13....

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

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What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

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How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.