April Sale - 20% Off

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Previous Random Joke Next

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!