How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.