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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope