How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.