How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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A laughing cow..

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They keep falling through his hands.

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We do.

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Give her a shovel...

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Give her a shovel.

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Washer? I don't even know 'er!

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Pull down his pants.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.