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Dishwasher Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

What is Iraq's national bird?

Duck.

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Because there is no try.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

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Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.