Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances