Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Algae-bra.

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I glove you.

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Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

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Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Good jab.

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A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.