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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What did the businessman wear to the Thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest!

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Which do you light first?

The match

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.