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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."