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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.