Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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Because she never marries the best man.

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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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No matches founds

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Give her a shovel.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.