Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?

A forty-carrot wedding ring.

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.