Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."