I glove you.
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
His surname
Because she never marries the best man.
A last name.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Wednesday
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
May Day!
Because deep down, they're good people.
Because deep down they are really nice.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
A new last name
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
To get to the other bride.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Because the ends justify the memes
