I glove you.
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
No, John! can't see
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
His surname
Because she never marries the best man.
A last name.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
I forgot to wet the soap.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Because he was so full of himself.
So,so.....
Running into one could really ruin your day.
He tried, but it didn't work out.
Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!
On a bun-eymoon!
A new last name.
HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
Nothing, he already said it twice.
His answer: "My mom."
She heard he was in a few good men.
You can't keep a good man down!
