I glove you.
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
No, John! can't see
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
His surname
Because she never marries the best man.
A last name.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
Same middle name.
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Help, I think I'm in glove".
Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
Incontinent
Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.
The punchline.
Wars end.
A new last name.
