I glove you.
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
No, John! can't see
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
His surname
Because she never marries the best man.
A last name.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
Hmm No risk do both.
Because deep down they are really nice.
He gets mourning wood.
The corpse.
Because they Marry Christmas!
Me: I've never been that hungry.
Their middle name.
John is a bird.
Matching uniforms.
Make sure one is a match!
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
