Wedding Day Jokes

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?

A forty-carrot wedding ring.

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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What do white girls and web developers have in common?

Nobody ever compliments our back end

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.