Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

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Cashews.

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Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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A forty-carrot wedding ring.

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Who's there! Bride! Bride who?

Bride and Prejudice!

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It's a match made in Heaven!

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A Curtis-y flush

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.