Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances