So the dishwasher matches the appliances
Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.
Because they hate shorts.
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Take all the matches out first!
Someone who's lost his way to the match.
Remarry
Give her a shovel.
Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone
You're grounded.
