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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."