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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone