Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?

A forty-carrot wedding ring.

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.