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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.