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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone