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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.