Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Who's there! Bride! Bride who?

Bride and Prejudice!

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."