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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."