Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!