Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

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What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.