Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom