TLDR
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
A new last name.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
The brides are already dressed in white.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
His surname
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
At the ugly parlour.
To get to the other bride!
Because she never marries the best man.
Bride and Prejudice!
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
To get to the other bride.
You may fist the bride
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
Please say a year.
Elvis Parsley
Because he got cold feet.
A Puthy
Asks the bartender. "I got fired."
When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
The pope died a virgin
You wave!
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
