So the dishwasher matches the appliances
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
A new last name.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
His surname
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
At the ugly parlour.
To get to the other bride!
Because she never marries the best man.
Bride and Prejudice!
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
To get to the other bride.
You may fist the bride
Fowl ball.
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
TL;DR
TLDR
Benjamin the blues!
They've got no sole.
A new last name
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
His answer: "My mom."
You're grounded.
The domesticated doesn't have balls
Bingo.
I'll take you clothes shopping right now".
There's nothing Dubai.
He lost his patients
The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.
