So the dishwasher matches the appliances
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
A new last name.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
His surname
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
At the ugly parlour.
To get to the other bride!
Because she never marries the best man.
Bride and Prejudice!
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
To get to the other bride.
You may fist the bride
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
I think therefore I Amazon
The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.
He breaks in.
Because he got cold feet.
A Puthy
To get to the second-hand shop.
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
A last name.
