TLDR
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
A new last name.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
The brides are already dressed in white.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
His surname
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
At the ugly parlour.
To get to the other bride!
Because she never marries the best man.
Bride and Prejudice!
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
To get to the other bride.
You may fist the bride
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
I'm serious... help.
I glove you.
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
When she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead
I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."
I'm not Willie Nelson.
Santa Claws
A Star-Spangled Banner.
Hare in your milk!
Chelsea.
