So the dishwasher matches the appliances
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
A new last name.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
The brides are already dressed in white.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
His surname
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
At the ugly parlour.
To get to the other bride!
Because she never marries the best man.
Bride and Prejudice!
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
To get to the other bride.
You may fist the bride
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Urinate
A new last name
A last name
Because he got cold feet.
Somebody threw the towel in.
Sister Matic!
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
Just planning ahead...
Because he cantaloupe.
Richard Branson.
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
