So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
A new last name.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
His surname
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
At the ugly parlour.
To get to the other bride!
Because she never marries the best man.
Bride and Prejudice!
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
To get to the other bride.
Nah brah, tadah brah!
For the watch.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.
A self-cleaning coven.
She saw the salad dressing.
A fridge with a denim jacket on
I glove you.
A last name.
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
Sorry this is only a four star hotel.
