What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

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Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

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Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.