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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band?

The Doors.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Unitarian Jokes More Unitarian Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Apparent Reason Jokes More Apparent Reason Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*